1. You don't have to buy flowers, teddy bears, diner etc... The only thing you have to buy is a box of condoms.
2. You don't have to lie about everything. That will definitely make you a better person.
3. You can flirt with whoever or whatever you want. There will be no bad consequences.
4. The "break-ups" are tears-free and very easy. A text message or an e-mail will to the job.
5. You don't have to listen to the meltdowns or handle the interminable mood changing.
6. The sex is always good with no strings attached. You don't even have to cuddle or make a morning breakfast.
7. You can spend all the time you want boozing or acting stupid with your friends.
8. No need to report all your activities, no more 5 hours talking on the phone, no more lame excuses to hang out with the friends etc...
9. You don't have to be sentimental, sensitive or caring. Anyways we all know that was FAKE.
10. No commitment at all. No more plans for the next 50 years. Why would you spend your time planning for your late days or grand kids when you can enjoy your present?
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